Wednesday, January 21, 2009

User Upgrade Notice


Operating System Upgrade Notice:

We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4, 2008 with Ver. OBDEM-2009.

Early tests of the newly installed OS indicates that we are now returning to correct operation, and have become fully functional as of January 20. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service to all Americans with regular upgrades in the next four years. We thank you for your patience and understanding.

Sincerely,

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA


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